Out of the Mouths of Babes

So, this morning, I stepped out of the shower to my 6 year old sitting on the toilet because he was afraid to be in the other room all by himself and he says to me,

"Mommy, you're getting fatter. I think you are going to have another baby!!!"

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Then, as we are getting ready to actually go out the door to school, I am helping Carter with his shoe and Emily is all ready to go, Casey comes running up. I take one whiff and say,
"Wow, somebody pooped!"

And Casey raises his hand.
"Casey hooped."